lol.plugin.zsh 950 B

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  1. # LOL!!1
  2. # Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
  3. alias wtf='dmesg'
  4. alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
  5. alias rtfm='man'
  6. alias :3='echo'
  7. alias visible='echo'
  8. alias invisible='cat'
  9. alias moar='more'
  10. alias tldr='less'
  11. alias alwayz='tail -f'
  12. alias icanhas='mkdir'
  13. alias gimmeh='touch'
  14. alias donotwant='rm'
  15. alias dowant='cp'
  16. alias gtfo='mv'
  17. alias nowai='chmod'
  18. alias hai='cd'
  19. alias iz='ls'
  20. alias plz='pwd'
  21. alias ihasbucket='df -h'
  22. alias inur='locate'
  23. alias iminurbase='finger'
  24. alias btw='nice'
  25. alias obtw='nohup'
  26. alias nomz='ps aux'
  27. alias nomnom='killall'
  28. alias byes='exit'
  29. alias cya='reboot'
  30. alias kthxbai='halt'
  31. alias pwned='ssh'
  32. alias hackzor='git init'
  33. alias rulz='git push'
  34. alias bringz='git pull'
  35. alias chicken='git add'
  36. alias oanward='git commit -m'
  37. alias ooanward='git commit -am'
  38. alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
  39. alias letcat='git checkout'
  40. alias violenz='git rebase'