lol.plugin.zsh 634 B

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  1. # LOL!!1
  2. # Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
  3. alias wtf='dmesg'
  4. alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
  5. alias rtfm='man'
  6. alias visible='echo'
  7. alias invisible='cat'
  8. alias moar='more'
  9. alias tldr='less'
  10. alias alwayz='tail -f'
  11. alias icanhas='mkdir'
  12. alias gimmeh='touch'
  13. alias donotwant='rm'
  14. alias dowant='cp'
  15. alias gtfo='mv'
  16. alias nowai='chmod'
  17. alias hai='cd'
  18. alias iz='ls'
  19. alias plz='pwd'
  20. alias ihasbucket='df -h'
  21. alias inur='locate'
  22. alias iminurbase='finger'
  23. alias btw='nice'
  24. alias obtw='nohup'
  25. alias nomz='ps -aux'
  26. alias nomnom='killall'
  27. alias byes='exit'
  28. alias cya='reboot'
  29. alias kthxbai='halt'